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Remember when staying fit meant running until your lungs burned or lifting something heavy until your face turned a shade of purple usually reserved for medical emergencies? Ah, simpler times. Back then, physical exertion was straightforward: you sweated, you hurt the next day, and you ate a sandwich. Back to Basic Training Now, we live in an Orwellian fitness landscape complete with digital rings that judge our sleep architecture, smartwatches that passive-aggressively nag u